What the fuck is Elon doing? A Nazis-ish salute. We might be fucked. This is the president’s man, this the guy that we all looked at, at some point, as the genius of our time. And now he’s doing nazi salutes and cosplaying as a gamer. 

It’s the old saying you hear when you and your friends start making money and you see how some people act now that they got a little something something to spare, money can’t unlame you. Money can’t make you cool. You can see when a rich kid has all the gear, the new Supreme, the LV this or that but they can’t seem to put a fit together to save their life. Elon is that, has all the money and resources a man could ever need but for some reason he wants to look cool to gamers and now political types.

Now you can’t deny that dude is smart, maybe this is some kind of play to get government funding for spaceships or underground tunnels or whatever he’s trying to do this week. But whatever his reason is, I’m good. I don’t need no expectation. I’ve had enough interactions with people to understand when you see someone show their true colors you believe them. It’s not like anything Elon does is going to affect me. 

Other than these spam trump ads that keep popping up under every tweet. I don’t like teslas, I think that the technology just isn’t there entirely. It’s a working concept but I’ve never had anything with a battery that didn’t need to be replaced after a while. Batteries aren’t no forever my guy. And batteries are expensive. And I’m definitely not trying to go to Mars anytime soon. I’ll let them explore and figure that shit out and maybe my offspring can go in 100 years when it’s all figured out. After they’ve raped aliens and taken their resource as their plan for manifest destiny 2.0. You know with robot slave that eventually turn this into a scene from I,Robot

Yeah, Elon I don’t know what you on, but thank you for being your-goofy-ass-self. I see you dawg.